Music lover, fashion girl. What I lack in social skills I make up with wit. Also, I'm fat. I'm talking size 16/18 - please don't message to say I look smaller, it's called good angles and I will just ignore it. Not a fan of cock shots, unsolicited erotic fiction and bad grammar. I do like assertive people and even more those who can hold a conversation. Not looking for...
"Hello, Carla here, waiting to showcase my sexual exploits and have more fun. I love running, going to the gym for a weekly exercise to stay fit and in shape. I love eating any kind of foods, especially those meaty ;). I love the outdoors as much as the indoors, especially inside my room. I love to laugh with my friends, of course not alone as I'll think I am...
43 Not 42. ps have no clue what this "very large" is about, can not see it my end
Out going, friendly, lot of guys say i am funny.
get to know me if you want to know more
Just to let you know so you don't waste your time if you email me with no profile pic it don't come to me, it stays in my filter, so don't...
I am looking for some thing permanent which may lead to a serious relationship x
Just and ordinary girl looking for and oridinary Guy for a long term relationship I like fine wines. Good food and great company I want to find my soul mate
Please no black or Asian men I only like white men from the age of fifty onwards
Come say hello I don't bite. well maybe I do..
Would love to meet someone nice.
Just some things I don't do before you get in touch I don't do hotels, won't meet you after chatting for 5 minutes, I don't do one nite stands and I am not into couples, swingers parties, orgies or dogging or rimming a big Ewwwwwwwww to that one!!!!! I am not a slag or...
Im am mature, independent ,good looking, classy lady with a size 10 Lara Croft style figure ..............long legs, small waist, big boobs. I have a wild side and a strong sense of fun.............love risque adventures and get bored by every day hum drum, playful and very naughty. I am attracted to tall, attractive professional gentlemen and yes well endowed is a plus. I like to e treated well and consider...
Alrighty! ;) Looking to venture into the world of swinging. I'm from Glasgow but recently moved to London :)
I'm a creative wee soul really - love music and going to gigs! Sucker for an accent, especially Irish! But partial to many others - Kiwi, Aussie, Welsh - to name a few! Oh, and guys who can speak another language, ridiculously hot!
I'm a bit of a laugh really -...
Classy lady looking to have fun. Curvy (size 18) lady looking for a professional gentleman with finesse in and out of the bedroom, who knows how to treat a woman. Ideally looking for fwb with a guy for a mutually respectful discreet & fun relationship. Also appreciate honesty.
Love tall guys and what can I say - I'm a sucker for blue eyes x
Strictly non smokers and max 45....
I still haven't found what I'm looking for ... I want a meeting of minds and bodies.....new experiences with open-minded friends. We can be the best of friends or two people who just want each other physically. While I won't give you exclusivity, I can guarantee that the time we have will be dedicated to you. One night stands hold little interest. I'd like to find several friends I could...
I wont reply to the following so again don't waste your time.
UNDER 35S
COCK PICS You know who you are u have not had a reply from me have u ?
No photos or ones that you are not showing your face so pathetic.
New to the site and slightly apprehensive....I'm trying to discover what I need, i'm married and not looking for anything but a good time....I know what I like and it's not a cock shot...face or torso profiles only..I don't like seeing pictures which really aren't yours. ...it's like Christmas. .wait and see..not unwrapped straight away! If I don't respond please don't take it personally I'll already be in talks with...
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY THE WHOLE PROFILE BEFORE MESSAGING ME!
Also, please don't assume that, just because you can see my profile, we've joined the same site - we may be looking for different things!
THE SHORT VERSION:
BBW (in other words, fairly big girl) but also a fat, curvy ball of fun to be with!
Interested in regular meets and more with single Londoner.
Big fan of all nighters! ;-)...
Decided I need to write something here. I put that picture up this afternoon and have had nearly 100 messages since! So it's not so much to put anyone off, but just to help you find your thing and to save both our time, please only message me if you think you fit the following: May as well start with what I'm not looking for... Guys much younger than me....
Easy going, no stress kind of girl. I don't do drama!
I eat right and swim/gym every week to stay in shape.
What I'm looking for...
Fit horny and HUNG guys for fun and friendship
Fun-loving, fit, and open minded
Married professional lady. Blonde voluptuous and looking for fun. Life's too short! I'm fun and fuckable. I don't want cock shots or pictures of you performing acts on women or animals or even men. I like sex... Why would we be here? Btw removed pics after some bloke threatened to tell my employers about me being on here! So sadly lads no more pics unless we chat, I'm being v...
I am looking for fun. I like rough sex e.g I have whips and chains and am not INTRESTED IN MEN WHO DO NOT PREFORM ORAL SEX!!!! DO NOT MESSSAGE ME IF you do not preform oral sex. I look excatly like my picture so ensure that you do also. I love wild sex and only do one nighters. I have no prefencies when it comes to men but you...
What i like in a man... Honesty, spontaneuity, romance, sensual, generous, fun! What i dont like.... i guess all the opposites. So i would like a sentence or two about what you are looking for and where you would take me for a date/ or what we would do. Sound cool??? Im waiting
Am looking for some hot fun with some sexy lady and may consider some man who wants to join me and my partner with their lady. Am interested in joining some ladies with their partner to have some fun or ladies on their own I do like having ladies only so come on you ladies drop me a line for us to have one on one fun. All you men...